Incognito Cinema Warriors XP

The Film - Bride of the Gorilla When an oversexed plantation foreman murders his boss (and husband to his girlfriend), a pruned gypsy summons "The Jungle's Curse" on the royal asshat. This turns him into the first ever "were-gorilla"... sort of. It's really not too clear. Thrill as things are said! Sit in awe as papers are signed! Exotic excitement awaits as old ladies' rooms are searched! Somewhere in there, you might see a guy in a really lame gorilla costume if you look real hard, too.

The Film - Lady Frankenstein Italy’s take on the classic Frankenstein tale is the smuttiest one to date! After the Doc’s phallic-headed monster bear hugs him to death, his foxy daughter Tonya decides to use his lab as a boyfriend factory! It’s a steamy love story for the handicapped, as Tonya seduces not only her father’s crippled lab assistant, but their mentally challenged stableboy! The star power consists of Joseph Cotton of Soylent Green fame.

The Short – The Talking Car Preceeding the film is a bone-chilling short about a young boy who faces off with grumpy, demonic cars hell-bent on teaching him the rules of pedestrian safety (and giving him every complex in the book). The Film – Bloody Pit of Horror Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay (Lady Frankenstein) plays reclusive ex-actor Travis Anderson, who enjoys wearing effeminate bathrobes and brooding in his cozy castle. Along with his two live-in henchmen, he lives a life of complete and utter solitude! However, that all changes when a group of smarmy smut photographers and their fussy model girlfriends storm his lair, and it means one thing – wacky trouble! Watch Travis’ noble crusade against the sinful pornographers, aided by the lovable spirit of skin-tight leotard-wearing murderer, The Crimson Executioner! Your jock area will be positively aching with sympathy pains!

The Short - Ghost Rider Nicholas Cage not included. This early 80's short features the spirit of a girl that burned in a bus wreck who has nothing better to do than harass unpopular kids about the perils of school bus evacuation. The Film - Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory When dreamy and mysterious Dr. Julian Olcott arrives to teach at a sparse girls’ school, (where many of the girls are moonlighting as hookers) mangled bodies start piling up. But nevermind that, there‘s snooping to be done! Watch the cast of this Italian horror who-done-it as they stop at nothing to talk about the dire werewolf situation. No murderous beast is safe from being thoroughly ignored by cul-de-sac subplots and filibuster dialogue.